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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

4 FUNNY TIPS ON HOW TO TURN HIM OFF!

Ever have that annoying guy chasing after you that just cant accept the fact that your not interested? No matter what you say or do he just can't take a hint? Well I got the solution for ya!! Here are 4 easy tips that are guaranteed to work!! I promise you ;)


1.)GET REALLLLYY UGLY, LITERALLY.

This may be pretty hard to do but skip on brushing your hair for a day, don't wear that pink lipstick that he likes, hell, don't even brush your teeth. Try to look as horrible as you can so that in no way, shape or form he finds you at all appealing.



2.) LET 'EM RIPPPP.

Eat a huge serving of whatever makes you extra gassy and fart like there's no tomorrow. Catch him off guard and do it in the most awkward and unexpected moments. Maybe during a romantic movie or even mid-conversation....AND DON'T YOU EVER DARE SAY EXCUSE ME.



3.) NERDY QUEEN.

Talk about perpetual motion and the laws of physics. Talk about your upcoming Calculus Test and the difference between protons and neutrons. Make him feel like he's in a 24 hr/ 7 day a week lecture that just won't stop. Trust me, it'll work.




4.) SMELLY SALLY.

Smell like an old dirty dumpster. Go a few days without keeping up with your personal hygiene and bask in the ambiance of your own natural smells so that you become immune to it. When he sees you, better yet when he smells you, he's in for a big surprise :)






These are my top 4 tips on how to get those pesky admirers away for good! This was just a funny post that I decided to do and thought you guys would get a good laugh out of it :) But on a serious note, honesty is the best policy and being upfront and honest is the best way to settle any situation and be true to yourself. So if your really going through this and you have a guy chasing after you and he just won't take no for an answer, be honest...or call the police :)

Comment down below & Best of luck
xo Sarahi

12 comments:

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  3. Haha, this post is funny! Made me laugh:') I love it!

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  4. Hilarious post and some great tips there, thanks! ;)

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  6. Too funny!! Laughed the entire post!

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  7. Hahahahaha! Amazing advices!! Especially "get ugly – literally"! This is so cool! Great post.

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